Tuesday, March 23, 2010
tips on getting old
A few tips on getting old and how not to do it.
1. Don't let people who don't love you or care about your self respect take random photo's of you being a grandmom.
2. What you can do is fake people out by taking your own picture. Holding the camera high above your head causes you to extend your neck up. Which lengthens it and allowing the jowls to fall back. I know everyone knows this trick, but I still like it.
3. But, sometimes you just get tired of faking people out with camera tricks. Cuz, What the heck....If they got eyes the camera trick only works in the picture?.......(.hmmmm shoulda thought that thru.)
But when you get a glimpse of the most hideous picture you could imagine and it resembles....something that could live under your porch combined with.....well, your mother. Vanity seems highly under rated! So Im gonna reach out and grab me some......
Now the question is.......Was it worth it?
Stay tuned to the next exciting episode!!!!! Vote if you'd like. Will it be worth it?